Friday, April 29, 2005

Day 51: Cinque Terre and getting tired

I am back with you at 130 km/hr. You might have guessed that I have been busy. What with the noticeable absence of blogs, along with the obvious importance of who I am, and then there is that little fact of being on vacation in Italy. Have I mentioned that I am on vacation in Italy? At various times throughout the day, I smile, hop up and down, and remind my traveling partners that we are in… (fill in where we are.) Today it was Cinque Terre.

It first started in Venice, the hopping thing that is. I was so excited to be in Venice with Jim, Mandy, Juliana, and the rest of the crew. (Like how I threw that in? Inside joke.) I still can’t believe how wonderful this vacation has been. At times, I just get so giggly and start acting like a kid in a candy store. I know giggly isn’t a very manly way to be, but I proved my manliness today so I can afford to be a little giggly. Giggly yet manly at the same time all because of this glorious vacation.

The glory of this whole adventure was made particularly evident this afternoon while waiting for train to take Jordan and I from the fourth of five CT cities back to city two. Sitting next to Jordan and I at the train station were three co-eds. They were just finishing what appeared to be a “discussion” about their travels together when I sat down. One of the girls, the apparent leader, was trying to explain that this is the way college students travel. She made some comments about how you have to put up with things like this. (Being a late entry into the “discussion, I didn’t feel it was appropriate to butt in and ask what those “things” were.) “You can’t have that kind of vacation until you are older and traveling with your husband.” (Again, I didn’t know what “that kind” was.) The two went back and forth; the third more passive girl didn’t say anything except that she wanted to stay out of the “discussion”. The “discussion” ended well though. I have never understood this about girls. They argue and argue and then make up. A “discussion” always ends with affirmation of their friendship and that they still love each other. All this without a resolution. Those two just stopped arguing, said they weren’t mad, and that was the end. Girls are weird. Guys would never do that. A man’s “discussion” either ends in one of the guys submitting and agreeing with the other, or death. It is usually death. Wars are started because of men’s “discussions”. These girls’s “discussion” reminded me that the five of us are doing great.

We are doing great, not perfect, but great. In the car today, we had a little bit of a “discussion”. It ended like a girl’s argument and I am not going into details. Let’s see. It is Friday so we have been together for a week, seven complete days. Seven days and only one “discussion”, that is awesome. In my family, if all six of us are together, we last about that same amount of time, seven days. No wait, sorry, did I say days, I meant hours. Don’t get me wrong, I love my family. They love me and each other. It is just that four out of the six have very… strong personalities. When you put all of us together, things go smoothly until there is a decision to be made and then the “discussion” begins. Tiffany usually wins out these days, but that is a whole other blog. Back to Italy.

So things are going great. Cinque Terre, which means five cities if you don’t know Italian, is made up of… you guessed it, five cities on the west coast of Italy. They are nestled into the mountain sides right on the coast and are amazing. You can walk between each one; they are all about 2 miles apart, or you can take the train. We mostly just walked around and enjoyed the beauty. Jordan and I also exerted our manliness and jumped from the cliffs into the not so warm Mediterranean. (So I have now been in the Pacific, Atlantic, Mediterranean, Persian Gulf, and Gulf of Mexico, only 1372 major bodies of water to go. Go me!)

There was one small dilemma today. It doesn’t rate the same exciting tale as mine with the Carabinieri. (By the way, I misspelled it on the last blog, consider this is my retraction.) Today, we parked the car a short walk from one of the cities. The plan was for everyone to meet up back at the car at the end of the day,assuming we separated. After walking down to the city, the moms decided that they didn’t want to walk back up so the plan changed to Jordan and I going back to the car at the end of the day and driving to pick up the girls at the train station, about 30 km away. The dilemma came when at the end of the day we, meaning Jordan, realized that we, meaning Jordan, had given mom the key to the car and forgot to get it back. That happened because of plan one, but when we activated plan two, we forgot to redistribute the resources.

Jordan and I then had to find the girls before they took the long train ride to the pick-up point. Jordan and I split up. I ended up finding the girls short of the pick-up point. But then to get back to Jordan, I would have had to wait almost an hour for the next train. I decided instead to run the 2 miles back. (OK, so maybe it wasn’t 2 miles, maybe it was only half a mile, but it felt like 2 miles.) I got back to where I thought Jordan was; couldn’t find him. I used my incredible powers of deduction to think of where I would be if I was Jordan and so I slowly made my way back to the car. On the way, I stopped for some wonderful Italian ice cream, Chocolate and Mint Gelato (my new favorite), and some post cards. Jordan was right were I would have been. We jumped in the car, picked up the girls and that brings me to now, 130 km/hr on our way to dinner.

Woops, I had intended to blog the last few days, but just got carried away with all the fun of today. I will try again next time to talk about Pompei and Naples, and the third day in Rome. In fact, I haven’t even talked about the second day in Rome. Oh, I am so behind.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Day 48: Breaking the Law because I am stupid.

Image you find a cell phone on a street in Rome. You decide to pull a Good Samaritan and turn it into the local police. Well, listen to this story before you consider that “good turn.”

So there I was walking to the Museum of Bones near the US Embassy. (Side note, earlier I was inside the Embassy for a behind the scene tour.) At the corner of the Embassy I see a cell phone lying in the street. I pick it up. (Mistake #1) My first thought is IDE (Improved Explosive Device) so using good force protection I learned while in Iraq, I immediately try to turn it on to ensure it isn’t a bomb. (Mistake #2) It wasn’t a bomb and with that fear averted, I proceeded with Stephanie’s help to the nearest Policia to give them the phone. They wanted nothing to do with it but directed me to the police station a couple blocks away.

Candy, Shelly, Jordan, Noelani, Steph, and I were all on the way to the Bone Museum and so I am not in the mood to waste time. I am faced with a dilemma. I don’t want to go all the way back to the Police station just to turn in this phone, but I also want to do the “Christian” thing. Christ wins out and I decide to turn in the phone. To expedite the turn in, I give my coat to Steph and with the directions to the station, head out running. Half way there, I realize that all my identification is located with Steph and my coat. Do I turn around? No! (Mistake #3)

Continuing on, I get lost and can not find the police station. The directions were to go two blocks and turn left on Via Toscana. I went two blocks, but the street sign read “Senso Unico” (I later learn it means “One Way”) so I drive on for a few more blocks. I come to a sign reading “Carbinieri.” I could swear that I saw a police looking car with that on the side so I venture forward and go to the door. It’s locked. I didn’t notice the button which rings the office. (Mistake #4) I start to walk away and then arguably make the stupidest decision I could have made. I throw the phone onto the steps at the base of the door. (Huge Mistake #5, Climaxal Mistake, Mistake of all Mistakes) Noticing that the phone had landed behind the door and realizing that I shouldn’t have thrown the phone, or anything for that matter, at a door of a police station in the first place, I go back to pick it up. Retrieving the phone, I decide to place it at the base of the door. (Mistake #6) I doubt that decision also, but it didn’t matter, the police watching me on the closed circuit video are already bearing down to detain me. (Let me remind you that this is a completely true story, nothing is made up or exaggerated.)

They burst through the door and grab me, they, meaning two guys, who weren’t to big so I could have taken them. They pull me in the station and start yelling in Italian. This is probably a good time to mention that I don’t speak any Italian creating a definite communications barrier. The first thing they ask for is what I knew they were going to ask for, my documents. Remember, all of those things were back with my coat, being held at the corner of the Embassy. In my possession was: a spare battery for my camera, my bus ticket, my ear buds from the bus tour, and my emergency contact card provided by my wonderful, and now I realize brilliant, host Heather Chang. I try to explain to them the situation, but remember the barrier.

By this time I am inside the station and they have begun to search me, asking in Italian what I was doing. They find all the things I have, which was nothing. The whole time I am trying to explain what I was doing. “I am trying to give the phone back.” “Why did I throw it? I don’t know; I am stupid. Stupido, yes, me Stupido” “Call my friend, she works for the Embassy.” “What’s her name, I don’t know. Heather something. Heather Chang, I think it is Heather Chang.”

We are sitting in the station, they have patted me down and tensions are beginning to subside. The officers have my emergency contact card, thank you Heather, and are starting to call her cell. She doesn’t answer. We try the embassy; they don’t have her on record as working there. Things aren’t looking good for Jason. I am having flashes of dark Italian Prisons. The Apostle Paul comes to mind.

“I, Jason, called by God, slave of Jesus, to the Church in America, blessings and peace to you all.”

That is how my letter to the churches would have started.

Eventually they get a hold of Heather at the Embassy. After she stops laughing, she gets a hold of Stephanie with my coat and directs her to where she thinks I am. I think I mentioned that I couldn’t find the police station. Carbinieri are actually the State Troopers of Italy. They are not used to dealing with tourists, and don’t very much like us anyway. So Stephanie, having been informed of my situation, goes to the police station she thinks I am at and asks for me. She doesn’t find me, but with some persistence learns of the other cops around the corner. After only an hour and a half, Steph shows up with my passport. By that time most of the tension had left. The cops realized that they were dealing with a stupido American and now they just wanted me to leave. They look at my passport, probably copy it, give it back, and I leave. Walking out the door I shook the officer’s hand; he smiled and shook his head. I did my best to look sorry, but since things worked out, I wasn’t that sorry.

During the entire situation, I was having a problem. The situation was not a laughing matter. I just couldn’t help but laugh. Every time I thought about what I had gotten myself into, I smiled. In fact, I was a bit excited because I knew that I had a great blog coming. Well, at least a great story that would hopefully be a great blog. Sitting in the police station, I knew then was not the time to mention my journal. I was working really hard on just getting through it without upsetting the nice police men anymore than I already had. I didn’t upset them and it all turned out well in the end and you all are the lucky recipients of my series of unfortunate events.

There was so much more that happened today, but I have said enough. It is late, the bars are closed and I should be in bed. I will have to tell you about the waving contest later.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Monday, April 25, 2005

Day 48: I miss Mexican food!

I am going broke and getting fat. I love Italy. I am just returning from dinner. We ate at this great Italian restaurant. Does anyone else find that funny? Of course we ate at an Italian restaurant, I am in Italy. No seriously, the restaurant could be considered the Chilies or TGIF’s of Italy. It was a little more than fast food, but certainly not a high class, expensive Ruth’s Chris. That didn’t matter though, the food was wonderful. I had pasta with a Gorgonzola and walnut sauce.

Dinner was family style. Everyone ordered what they wanted and then we all shared. It was just like in the movies. If you are wondering which movie, just pick any Italian one: Italian Job, Godfather, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, you get the idea.

That is all I really wanted to say. It is late. I will tell you all about Rome tomorrow. We are taking the open top bus tour.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Day 47b: When in Rome, write about Slovakia because you are way behind.

I am sorry everyone. I waited too long and now I can’t remember all the entertaining, funny, interesting parts of Slovakia. At this point, I can really only remember the important parts, like what Jesus was/is doing. But who wants to hear about that? Come on!

I am an American and am all about readership, volume sales, and market share. I know that people want to be happy. Wait, happiness isn’t good enough for my readers; they deserve a euphoric state of numbness. I know that, so I will not, regardless of what my conscience tells me, bore you with anything like truth, love, hope, or faith.

I am in Rome right at this exact time. When I say at this exact time, I mean this exact time now, not now your time of reading this now, but now my time of typing this now. Follow me? So, now, my time now, I am driving into Rome; home of the Romans, killers of Paul, protectors of Benny XVI, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and I will have my revenge, in this life or the next. Sorry, off subject, way off subject. This blog is actually about Slovakia, which means I am about 1500 km off subject.

The fourth day in Slovakia was the best of times; it was the worst of times. (None of you will get that reference, but know it was funny.) Two events happened on Tuesday, as previously referenced, one was good, great in fact, one was bad, not terrible because everything turned out good in the end, well good for Christian, not so good for me. Just let me explain and you will understand my ramblings.

Tuesday was my small group’s assigned time to do VBS, Vicious Bubble Squeezing. Our part was the songs and games. Let me back up. Monday, the relational ministry girls, Beth and her mom Kathy, asked if my guys and I would like to do VBS the next day. She was selling it to me as being the shortest of the days because I had mentioned that neither I nor my guys were super interested in doing VBS at all. We jumped at the chance, half heartedly.

Tuesday, we got to do VBS for about an hour. Games and songs turned out to be the greatest thing that happened in Slovakia for me and my guys. Working with the young kids was amazing. The looks on their faces when we played musical chairs, the joy in their eyes after singing “Deep and Wide” made the week. If I had done nothing else it would have been worth coming to Europe.

That was the great thing. Now let’s talk about the not so great thing. After VBS and working at the site, we went to the water park that was co-located with our retreat site. The park was more like a natural hot springs. There were a few pools and some small structures to play on. One of those structures was a line of large lily pads big enough for a person to stand on. They were loosely tied to the bottom of the pool so walking across them was difficult. It was easier because of the rope strung across the pool.

I got this bright idea to try and run across the pads. Well, not me personally run across the pads, but I was encouraging others to try. Teenage type of others. Their hearts weren’t into trying until I threw in 20 Euro. That got them going for a bit, but after a few failures they started giving up so I upped it to 50 Euro. That got them very interested.

When I first made the offer of 50 Euro for anyone that made it across the pads without touching the rope, I didn’t specify who it was for. I thought that only my guys would be trying. I stepped away for a few minutes and when I returned just about every guy at the pool was trying to run across the pads. I asked if they all knew of the offer and yes they did; my guys had spread the word. Thanks guys!

So after many attempts, on the last one, Christian, one of the guys from Bamberg, made it across and I was out 50 Euro. Unfortunately, Christian ended up in the hospital. As I said, on the LAST attempted, Christian made it across, but slammed into a pole in the process. He hit his head pretty hard and I am pretty sure had a concussion. He asked for his sister about 100 times and had no idea what had happened. I was really hoping that he would forget about the 50 Euro, but just my luck, he didn’t. It wouldn’t have mattered because everyone was reminding him anyway.

Christian spent two days in the hospital for observation and made it back to the work site on the next to last day. The worst day of the week ended just fine, except for the 50 Euro.

Many more things happened. I will try to remember more of them.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Day 47: Under the Tuscan clouds and rain.

So I am driving through central Italy. I bought an adapter which turns 12V DC into 115V AC. The non-technical people may also need to be told that 12V DC is the standard voltage in a car and 115V AC or actually 110V is the standard in a house. Why am I telling you this? Because I want everyone to realize that this blog is being penned at 120 km/hr, and I am driving. OK, that isn’t completely true. It is more like 130 km/hr. The adapter is necessary to allow me to plug my computer in and not run off of battery.

We just left the Italian Province of Tuscany. “Under the Tuscan Sun”, “The English Patient” and other movies are set in this region. If you think of the classic Italian scene, the old lady on the second story window, shaking her rug out onto a narrow cobblestone alley, you think of Tuscany. Am I boring everyone with the repetitious descriptions? Beautiful, magnificent, marvelous, glorious, exquisite, wonderful, amazing, awesome, superb, breathtaking, spectacular, fabulous, brilliant, awe inspiring. Need I go on? That is Italy. Even now, I am torn between putting to words the emotions I am having and continuing to gaze out at the countryside.

Just now I stopped and took some pictures of the clouds. I know they will not turn out; car pictures never truly capture the full spectrum of the original. These clouds, beyond my vocabulary to describe, typify everything that is around me. Mom did a great job of describing the buildings. And I quote, “The reddish, dirt, stone, square bricky things.” Better than any of mine.

To my right, up on the hill top stands a collection of buildings. They are obviously abandoned and I couldn’t tell you for how long, but it is that mystery that is a part of making this land so, well mysterious. History has never been my strong point, so I won’t even begin to try to sound smarter than I am. (I read this this morning, Prov 17:28 – “Even a fool when he keeps silent is considered wise. When he closes his lips, he is considered prudent.” My translation is, “Remain silent and be thought a fool, speak and remove all doubt.”)

Here is the scene. It is a gray, drizzly Italian afternoon. Cruising along (A1) Autostrada del Sole, ancient stone “bricky things” dotted everywhere. Nora Jones serenading softly over the radio.

Come away with me in the night.
Come away with me and I will write you a song.

Come a way with me on a bus.
Come away where they can’t stand us with their lies

And I want to walk with you, on a cloudy day, in fields where the yellow grass grows knee high, so won’t you try to come.

Come away with me and well kiss on a mountain top.
Come away with me and I’ll never stop loving you.

And I want to wake up with the rain falling on a tin roof, while I am safe there in your arms so what I ask is for you to,

Come away with me in the night.
Come away with me.

I could die today and know that God is good.

I can see why His “Holy Catholic Church” set up shop here. Sorry Texas, sorry West Virginia, THIS is God’s country.

Well, I have buried my head long enough. If I keep this up, I will miss the drive into Roma. Also, I need to get back to Slovakia, though I have to admit that I have already forgotten a lot of what I was going to say. That is probably why I am not a writer.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Day 46: Italy, what more can I say!!

I love Europe. I love Germany, Austria, Czech, Slovakia, and now Italy. If I could put to words how awesome this place is and how much fun it is, I would sell millions of books and be able to live over here. There is just so much about this place that is awesome.

There is too much to say this evening and since I haven't even caught up with the Slovakia trip, I am going to keep this one short and hopefully spend a good amount of time on the computer tomorrow or the next day. It probably won't be tomorrow because we are heading to Venice for the day and so I will be uber busy floating down the canals, watching the glass blowing on Morano Island, and eating more delicious gelato ice cream. but that is tomorrow and I shouldn't be talking about what I haven't done when there is still so much to say about what I have done.

This morning, Jordan, Candice, Shelly, and I left Jordan's place at 0652, 22 minutes late. No big deal, we had planned in plenty of time to make it to the Munich Airport to pick up Noelani, Jordan's sister. Driving there we took the back roads and enjoyed the true heart of the Bavarian countryside. Europe to me is more beautiful the further South you go. Germany is amazing, Austria is breathtaking and Northern Italy is magnificent. There aren't enough superlatives to describe everything I am seeing. I can't wait to keep going South in the next few days and see Rome, Naples, and other sites.

Speaking of Rome, what about the new Pope. Benny the 16th, right? I haven't had time to read the news so I don't know where the world's opinion falls on this new guy. What I did hear was something about him being the front runner so it wasn't a big surprise, I guess.

Back to today. The drive to Vicenza was glorious, costly but glorious. Europeans have figured out that you can make money off the tourist without them even getting out of their cars. It cost us 16.40 Euros, which is like 20 bucks, just to drive our car in Austria. We didn't get out or even step foot in the country but with the tolls and permits required, cost that much. But it was worth it.

Remember "Sound of Music?" Doe a deer, a female deer. Ray a drop of golden sun. Me a name... You get the idea. Well the Von-trap family were from Austria and the movie portrayed the countryside beautifully. The mountains, the snow, the "hills are alive with the sound of music." Seriously, I could hear them singing to me. I am starting to scare myself because the thought crossed my mind that Europe is as good as the US. It isn't, but the thought was still there. Austria is great and the Italian Alps are even better, but they don't hold "a candle in the wind" to the Rockies, Cascades, or Olympics.

Driving to our final destination today took us along a curvy Italian mountain road. Just the driving in Italy is a completely separate story and adventure, but I haven't the time today. Along the road, we stopped at this small village on the side of the mountain. I forget the name, but have a post card with the name in the car. We stopped because Jordan and Mom had been there twice before. Once five years ago and then three years later. When they described this town and particularly the Pizzeria, the ladies there stood out. The owner of the pizzeria has three lovely daughters, two of them twins. Mom's description is best when she said, "Oh they are so cute, can we take one home?" (Hey, that reminds me. I learned my first and only Italian phrase. "Decidero sposare su a fila!" It means, "I want to marry your daughter!" I figured I would try it out on the owner, but he wasn't around and I was too intimidated by his beautiful girls to ask for him. I hope to be able to use that phrase at least once on this trip. Hey, maybe I will get lucky.)

Tonight, we met up with some of Noelani's friends here in Italy. We went back to their place and had wine, cheese, bread and pastries. This is the way to eat, unfortunately my belly is expanding because of that. After the food, we headed into town for dinner. Oh, did I mention that the wine was about $1.75 for a bottle. I know you are thinking, big deal. It was a big deal because this was great wine. Absolutely wonderful. We never made dinner, but we did stop for Italian Ice cream, known as gelato. Best ice cream in the world, it would be my favorite if they would discover peanut butter and add it to their chocolate.

Now I must say good night. It is past midnight and I have another huge day of sight seeing in Venice planned. No rest for the weary. I will return.

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Day 45b: Lunch is a good thing, probably the best of things

How do writers do it? Write that is. I am sitting here after spending almost two hours writing on the computer and I am basically out of words. There were so many emails to respond to and blogs to write that I just can’t think of writing any more. I will because I have to, but know that this blog is a burden to me. Don’t take offense though because it is not you it is me. I thought once, briefly, about being a writer. Wouldn’t that be a great job, sit at home and just put words on paper? If it came easy to me, it would be the best job in the world, but unfortunately, I become increasingly bored the longer I type so after a certain point, writing is work.

The third day of the service project, was the first real work day. We had already been to our school, so the plan was to get there in the morning and hit the ground running. Unfortunately the ground was muddy so running wasn’t an option. Instead, we hit the ground sliding, but not after a few hang-ups. The first was at breakfast; it wasn’t there. You may not remember my earlier description of the Slovak Republic so let me remind you that it is a former Communist country. Things do not exactly happen on a western, consumer based timeline. Our breakfast, which was supposed to be delivered the day before wasn’t. Tito, the head cook, was not dismayed and made due with the leftovers from Sunday. But that snafu along with first day bugs made just getting to the sites a trial. We did arrive and work was done.

I mentioned earlier that Josh Beautrin was the site leader where I was. I don’t know too much of his back ground. He has been on staff with MCYM for a number of years and is married to Alex. Why I mention Alex I don’t know except that she might come into this story so best to mention her now than later. At our school, there was an assigned classroom where we stored our extra stuff and clean shoes. (In Slovakia, they are very proud of their buildings; you were not allowed to wear your outside shoes inside. At the door we used, there was always a large pile of either clean shoes or dirty shoes, depending on whether the group was inside or out. This requirement worked out for me because I had not brought any extra shoes on this vacation, let alone to Slovakia, so Josh was truly generous and bought me not one but two pairs of shoes: one cool set of leather work boots and another Birkenstock knock-off.) We met there each morning and organized the day. We would have a snack, receive wonderful, biblical instruction from Josh, have nap time, sing songs, pray, and a whole mess of other awesome Jesus things.

After the first huddle, the group, 60+, headed out to the school “playground” to begin work. Playground is used loosely here because it consisted of nothing more than dirt and tree stumps. You can really begin to understand the state of these elementary children when you see that they had nothing, I mean absolutely nothing, to play on. Our goal, and the focus of the entire project, was to show Jesus’ love through our work and interaction. We built them a playground because of our love. We sang songs and taught them English because of our love. We played basketball and volleyball because of our love. We took out the stumps in the ground because we needed busy work to occupy the other 25 kids that couldn’t be showing their love through working on the playground, singing songs, or playing games.

The ground was broke that first day, holes were dug, and leveling strings strung. Jesus was seriously loving those Slovak kids. Lunch was next. Lunch is a long and glorious memory which I will dispense now… Some of it.

Lunch at our site was given to us by the local culinary school next door to the elementary school we worked at. Let me say that again, our lunch was prepared and served by the culinary students in school. I don’t think you could have paid large sums of money to receive an experience such as ours. The other sites were eating at a lumber mill cafeterias, the other local schools own cafeterias, or other such places. We were eating lunch at the culinary school next door. Four course meals, amazing soups, deserts, fruits, and teas made up the menu. Each day we had a choice of meals served to us by the beautiful wait staff. (I am not going into detail about the natural beauty of the Slovak people. I have already been warned about being too free in my admiration of teenage girls.) Lunch was a highlight of the day. We had it so good that it caused our fellow brothers and sisters stuck at other sites to fall into sins of jealousy and envy. You couldn’t talk about lunch with them because they would react with scorn after a description of our lunch. Doesn’t it say in the bible to rejoice with those that rejoice?

Many other things happened that first day of work, but I really, really have run out of words today. I will tell you of those other things… later!

Until then and tomorrow.

Jason